How it actually works.
People are coming round Saturday.
You’ve seen your living room.
Two weeks later she had people round and nobody shut up about the walls. £420. Nothing drilled.
01
Take one photo
From the doorway. Don’t tidy up. Send it.

02
Pick your look
Within the hour: three versions of your own room, each with a price. She picked the black panels.

03
Book us in. £20.
Pick a day. Pay £20. We come and measure. It comes off the bill.

04
We buy the lot
Four suppliers. One van. You wait in for nothing.

05
We put it up
One afternoon. No drills. No nails. No holes. We take the boxes with us.

06
Have them round
Same sofa. Same carpet. Same rent. Completely different house.

Renting? Still yours.
Everything goes up without a single hole in the wall. It comes down just as clean when you move — and you take it with you.
What that room cost
Every line, before she paid anything.